Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)http://www.hairbat.com/picture/Issue%204?pictureId=783516<p>Larry's long-lost sister has a simple agenda for their unexpected reunion--to kill her big-haired brother.&nbsp; Too bad for her that a watchful Zuby attracts the police just as Larry blacks out.</p><p>When Larry comes to in the hospital, he finds that he and sister have been strapped to adjacent tables.&nbsp; Worse still, their attending physician is Dr. August Sachtler, Larry's childhood psychiatrist.&nbsp; It's clear that Larry's best interests are of little use to the doctor, whose approach to therapy is not only unorthodox, but ultimately dangerous for his patients.</p><p>Referring to Oscar as &quot;roadkill&quot; and assuring Larry that the bat is quite dead, Dr. Sachtler believes the only way to finally cure Larry of his phobia is for his sister to cut his hair.&nbsp; This plan immediately backfires as&nbsp;Larry embraces his inner&nbsp;monster and lashes out at his sister.&nbsp; Blood flies and flesh is savagely pummeled despite his mother's telepathic&nbsp;pleas.&nbsp; It's not until his father's ghost intervenes that Larry comes to his senses just long enough to proclaim, &quot;One...big...happy...family.&quot;</p><p>Larry, undone by this violent reunion, finds himself locked away in a room for one, Oscar's&nbsp;laughter ringing in his ears...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>