Gordon Tindrum used to drive a hot dog truck.  That is, until he decided to drive it off the pier and into shark-infested waters.  Though he barely survived the experience, the weasel living in his 'do wasn't as lucky.

Now, covered in scars and swathed from head to toe in bandages, Tindrum uses his hospital bed as a pulpit, dispensing advice to Larry whenever he can.  Much to Oscar's chagrin, Tindrum cautions Larry to learn from his mistakes, and urges him to cut his hair before Oscar gets the best of him.

Unfortunately, his argument falls on deaf ears...